Son of a Pig Farmer

Google on Dubs

November 10, 2005 · No Comments

Ever wonder what Son of a Pig Farmer would sound like if I were a gangsta rapper? Well, thanks to Gizoogle, you can!

Here’s an example of what Hey Jude would have sounded like if it were written by, say, Snoop Dogg:

Hey jude, don’t makes it bad.

Takes a sad S-to-tha-izzong n makes it rappa ta let hustla into yo heart,

Then you can S-T-to-tha-izzart ta makes it rappa jude, don’t be afraid.

You were made ta go out n get ha.

The minute you let pushas unda yo skin,

Then you begin ta makes it betta.

And anytime you fizzle tha pain, hey jude, refrain,

Don’t carry tha world upon yo hustla wizzle you know tizzy it’s a foo’ who

plays it cool

By ridin’ his world a shawty colda.

Hey jude, D-to-tha-izzon’t let me down.

You have found shot calla now go n get ha.

Rememba ta let ha into yo heart,

Then you can stizzay ta makes it playa let it out n let it in, hey jude,

begin,

You’re trippin’ fo’ someone ta perform wit.

and don’t you kizzy tizzy it’s jizzle you, hey jude, you’ll do,

The movement you need is on yo hustla

It’s got a collection of ghetto-inspired photos. You have to scroll through them.

It’s the dope shizznnit fo shizzle, ma nizzle. This playa woulda given map props ta do homies if they done dropped it Yahizzle!

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