Son of a Pig Farmer

I watched exactly five minutes of football this season, and I don’t mean those pesky football minutes (which round out to about 3 real minutes each). I’m talking 300 seconds. After dinner this past Superbowl Sunday, I was curious. When I found it, The Patriots were just barly winning 14-10, there was 57 seconds left on the game clock, the Giants had been marching, and they were already inside the Patriots’ 40-yard line. A field goal wouldn’t be enough. Eli Manning connected to Plaxico Burgess for a game winning touchdown (Plaxico, really? Kinda sounds like it could be a Web 2.0 startup). Despite from some fruitless (but awe-inspiring) field length passes, The Pats came up short.

Most efficient football season, EVAR.